- Me: You know how on the Social Network, they were "wired in"?
- Lauren: Yeah.
- Me: Well...I'm "wired in".
According to http://www.friendshipstats.com I have 432 friends, 312 more than average. 44% are male, 56% are female. 162 are single, 141 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 12 people, 2 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 27 people. If I died today, an estimated 516 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 92% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$2.7 million and have 2.4 children over my lifetime.
Putting activist related words as your middle name on Facebook is retarded. No one cares. By putting “equality” as your middle name, do you think people will suddenly change their ways? No. They won’t. Maybe if I make my middle name “fuck off”, people would get the hint.
Same goes for green twitter backgrounds. The iran thing was SO last month.
I think it’s time I go through and delete friends I don’t talk to from my Facebook. My rule of thumb has always been, if I don’t talk to you - why would I bother adding you on Facebook? Somehow, random peeps have slipped in behind enemy lines and I really don’t care that so and so wants me to play Farmville with them or that so and so wants to chat!
I realized there’s probably close to 50 people that are still going to high school that I don’t ever plan on evening thinking about. On top of that, there’s all the random people from Syracuse that added me when everyone got accepted - it’s a school of 30,000+ people, as if I would actually meet ANY of them.