Aww, it’s okay - we can’t all be awesome. (Just kidding, but not).
Mac Holiday Wallpaper

Look Mighty Mouse, I know you’re pissed that you’re being replaced by Magic Mouse but you don’t have to be a dick about it.
I love August. It’s such a great time of year and everyone’s on their way back to school. It’s also the time I’ll start to get a barrage of text messages, emails, IMs, phone calls, etc. about people who “just got a new mac” and have no idea how to use it. Some of my favorite questions so far.

Hey Last.FM, it’d be really cool if you made shit that worked. K thanks.