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My contribution to tonight’s Christmas dinner: mozzarella penguins! 

My contribution to tonight’s Christmas dinner: mozzarella penguins! 

Battle...

  • Lauren: Iron Chef America!
  • Me: Mhm, is that...
  • Lauren: Ham?
  • Me: Bacon?
  • Announcer: Battle prosciutto...
  • Lauren and Me: *orgasm noise*

Zeppolis > Funnel Cake

Just to set the record straight. If you go to a fair/carnival/etc. hit up the zeppoli counter.

Forget the Tablet, Try the MacBook Cake

mashable:

Can’t wait another month for the rumored Apple tablet? Perhaps we can interest you in the MacBook cake, an intricate, 100% edible rendering of a MacBook Pro created by New York’s …

Gummy Lifesavers

I left gummy lifesavers out on my desk yesterday without realizing it. I’m going to leave them there and it is my supreme hope that in another day or so, they’ll be regular lifesavers.

Whatever this is, it looks delicious. (via prettyfoods)

Whatever this is, it looks delicious.

(via prettyfoods)

Source: prettyfoods
Is it awful that I chose to send the coupon to myself and brighten up my own day? Probably. But I promise I’ll share when I get my ice cream.

Is it awful that I chose to send the coupon to myself and brighten up my own day? Probably. But I promise I’ll share when I get my ice cream.

Minestrone Soup

  • Mom: Do you want me to make you something since you're not feeling great?
  • Me: Yeah, soup would be amazing.
  • Mom: What kind?
  • Me: Minestrone?
  • Mom: Okay, no problem.
  • Me: But can you pick out the red beans, the white beans, the peas, the weird onion things, and the other weird vegetabley stuff?
  • Mom: So basically you want me to take everything out, making it tomato soup.
  • Me: No, I want you to leave the potatoes in it obviously.
  • Mom: Well, "obviously"... you're so strange sometimes.
This is such an awesome idea. I can’t wait to try it.

This is such an awesome idea. I can’t wait to try it.

Cravings

I don’t know what’s going on with me tonight. I keep having these cravings for totally random foods and I can’t think about anything else until I have them. First, it was all about the barbecued chicken. But once I made that, I suddenly wanted watermelon and then brownies and then all of a sudden I wanted just plain Cheerios. So I got Cheerios. Then, I needed Cheez-Its. Right now, I’m having ham.

I’m worse than a pregnant woman.

I really miss the Frescata sandwiches that Wendy’s used to sell. I don’t even remember them being phased out, but one day they were just gone.

I really miss the Frescata sandwiches that Wendy’s used to sell. I don’t even remember them being phased out, but one day they were just gone.