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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I’m a college student and internet enthusiast. I’m a writer for TUAW and DownloadSquad. I also design websites in my spare time. My blog is pretty random. You’ll find anything from news about Apple to pictures of food, puppies and airplanes, among other things. Hope you like it!</description><title>John's Blog</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @johnburke)</generator><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Well, it’s a good thing I’m checking in the night...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstiunhrVh1qznqcqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, it’s a good thing I’m checking in the night before. My flight back to Syracuse tomorrow is going to be PACKED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;… except not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237547787</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237547787</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:30:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Big and Tall</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why must it always be Big AND Tall. What about people that are just tall? It’s not fair.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237462902</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237462902</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:51:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think this is one of the most ignorant and emo statements...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstdjqRtu31qznqcqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think this is one of the most ignorant and emo statements I’ve ever seen. Who the hell does this person think they are? Honestly…having a life with no problems does not mean you’re in some scary unknown. To say that people like to be messed up in order to feel okay is obnoxious and foolish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, I have an idea - why don’t you shut the fuck up. K thanks, bye.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237449392</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237449392</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:35:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I don't think that</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://christinefriar.tumblr.com/post/237440012/i-dont-think-that"&gt;christinefriar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mary J Blige&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Alicia Keys&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Jessica Simpson&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;have good voices. They just scream.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t enjoy the listening experience, I just get stressed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CONCRETE JUNGLE THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF! THERES NOTHING YOU CANT DO!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stop yelling at me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237445665</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237445665</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:31:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I Would Never, Officer!</title><description>Officer: Okay, you're being placed under arrest for domestic violence, domestic battery and false imprisonment. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Guy: Officer, you don't understand. I would never hit her, I was brought up better. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Officer: Have you ever been arrested before?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Guy: Yeah&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Officer: For what?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Guy: Well, I got arrested for three counts of domestic violence, two counts of animal abuse and one time I got in this little misunderstanding where the cops thought I tried to lock my mom in a box. Totally not my fault. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237444457</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237444457</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:30:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>legos:

Pretty sure my “happy face/smiley face” (and there is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr3a6Xj1p1qzr38no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://legos.tumblr.com/post/237321367/pretty-sure-my-happy-face-smiley-face-and-there"&gt;legos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Pretty sure my “happy face/smiley face” (and there is only one &lt;a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/trstanley/SmileyFace.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://community.constantcontact.com/post-detail/%3Fcontentid%3D4784333898083260059&amp;usg=__gCKVH-P-vBS9QszQ5b5mzPK4U3M=&amp;h=414&amp;w=414&amp;sz=14&amp;hl=en&amp;start=11&amp;sig2=-OI8ukTXXGKf_f__qmuKpg&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=JP0VwaJrPSyveM:&amp;tbnh=125&amp;tbnw=125&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsmiley%2Bface%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1&amp;ei=PbX1Sse1EMi1lAewgP3xCg"&gt;good one&lt;/a&gt;) love comes from Lego figures.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237442636</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237442636</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:28:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssefdeBIc1qztxpko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237188286</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/237188286</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:18:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Facebook Groups</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Okay people. I’m getting really tired of coming on Facebook and seeing these ridiculous group invites with stupid titles like OMG SAVE THE PLANET NEED 10,000,000,000 MEMBERS AND WE WILL BE SAFE or DO YOU HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK. 345678432 MEMBERS AND FACEBOOK WILL FIX IT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like seriously. Do you think your group will have any impact on anything? It won’t. Stop wasting my time, my screen space and my energy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fckin noobs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236720236</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236720236</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:16:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hmm, wonder what this is about?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrzgbrLRv1qznqcqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hmm, wonder what this is about?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236684186</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236684186</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:33:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If you didn’t get a personally autographed photo of Dennis...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrz3fqBUU1qznqcqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you didn’t get a personally autographed photo of Dennis Haysbert (from The UNIT) for your birthday, then well…you just don’t have very nice friends.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236677448</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236677448</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:26:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dinner </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Had a big dinner for my gradfather’s 80th birthday tonight. He thought I was still up at school and was pleasantly surprised to see me there. The restaraunt was such a “don’t judge a book by its cover” kind of moment. The outside made it look like a cheap adult video store or a tanning salon. They had obnoxious pink neon lights and the sign was falling off and there was not a single place to park.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We walked in and the dining area was so small, there was like six tables. Then they said “oh, the rest of your party is in the other area” and they took us through this back tunnel and suddenly we were in a totally different looking restaraunt. There was wine bottles everywhere, huge tables, and a old italian man greeted me in italian (brownie points right there).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The food was, excellent. Absolutely, excellent. It was authentic, filling, well-portioned and just all around amazing. The staff was so nice and we ended up having such a nice time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And to think, on any other day, I would’ve just passed the place and said ehh, screw it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236660674</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236660674</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:07:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The League of Moveable Type 		   		</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theleagueofmoveabletype.com/"&gt;The League of Moveable Type 		   		&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I didn’t know this existed until I saw a link in a blog post by &lt;a href="http://matt.cc/"&gt;mattmcinerney&lt;/a&gt;. Really awesome, cool fonts for free. And to top it all off, they are all open source and @font-face ready!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236232382</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236232382</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:12:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Too Social?</title><description>Me: Yeah, but she's feeling better now. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
TJ: Haha, I figured. I'm sure if something was wrong she would have Facebook'd and Tumblr'd and Twittered until the last second about it. </description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236229002</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236229002</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:08:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman passes drivers test on 950th attempt</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_odd_skorea_aspiring_driver"&gt;Woman passes drivers test on 950th attempt&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;SEOUL, South Korea – A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver’s license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time. The aspiring driver spent more than 5 million won ($4,200) in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cha Sa-soon, 68, finally passed the written exam with a score of 60 on Wednesday, said Choi Young-chul, a police official at the drivers’ license agency in Jeonju, 130 miles (210 kilometers) south of Seoul.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Police said Cha took the test hundreds of times, but had no specific total. Local media said she took the test 950 times.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now she must pass a driving test before getting her license, Choi said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Repeated calls to Cha seeking comment went unanswered. She told the Korea Times newspaper she needed the license for her vegetable-selling business.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236218480</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/236218480</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:54:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Well that wasn’t too difficult. Playing around with Windows 7...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq021uAsF1qznqcqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well that wasn’t too difficult. Playing around with Windows 7 and Parallels Desktop for Mac.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235591569</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235591569</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:51:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Help! Large File Transfer</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I need to get a large file (16GB) to my Mac from an old PC. I am out of town so I have no external hard drives, cables or a large enough USB drive. Any ideas?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235452169</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235452169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via shaneblog)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksppvmTFuu1qzpcf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://shaneblog.com/"&gt;shaneblog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235412079</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235412079</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:15:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love when applications seem like they were actually designed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspq22zsui1qznqcqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love when applications seem like they were actually designed by humans.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235411902</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/235411902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:15:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmfkp3GZu1qznqcqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/233621731</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/233621731</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:36:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This might easily be the cutest kitty I’ve ever seen. No...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmabfjFDT1qzbqvao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This might easily be the cutest kitty I’ve ever seen. No joke, I think I’ve just melted.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/233620552</link><guid>http://johnburke.tumblr.com/post/233620552</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:34:56 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
