Have you ever noticed how ugly “likelihood” looks? I typed it out for probably the first time in my life and it’s disgusting. Sometimes the english language is really weird.
I found out today that I passed my EMT exam and am now officially certified as an Emergency Medical Technician. I’m so excited and can’t wait to get the actual card in the mail. Glad to see all the work I did during my EMT class paid off.
Shoes are like, just as dirty as like feet, because shoes walk all over the...– A random sorority girl we passed on our way home from Starbucks.
Unlikely stuff I did this weekend
Somehow, against all odds, I accomplished the following tasks this weekend: sent a picture message from iPhone went to a porn-themed party ate my weight in pistachio nuts taught two people how to drive an ambulance smuggled over 45 cans/bottles of alcohol into my room signed 12+ people into my room with a sign-in limit of 3 woke up drunk didn’t die
Today’s my birthday! So happy! I’m anxiously awaiting iPhone MMS and hope it comes sometime soon. I’m also anxiously awaiting presents, cake, hugs, movies, cards and anything but tequila.
There’s no denying that I would take her out to a nice dinner, pay for it, tip...– Trav (via ellenisthinking)
10 Best Things We'll Say to Our Grandkids
teejayhanton: 1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters. 2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down. 3. Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head. 4. Well, the screens were bigger, but they only showed the movies at certain times of day. 5. We all had one, but nobody actually...
Snow Leopard can suck my dick.
I’ve yet to have an issue with Snow Leopard so I totally can’t say I’m having the same troubles, but the mental image of snow leopard sucking a dick made it worth reblogging. acewepeel: Microsoft Office doesn’t work on it anymore, and now my printer won’t work on it and the new driver I had to install for it doesn’t work. Those are like, the two basic things every college...
Lord of the Rings
Okay, let’s preface this by saying I’m pretty open and understanding to new movies. I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t seen half of the movies I should’ve by this point in my life. At any rate, I was (forced to be) watching Lord of the Rings today and I can’t do it. I fell asleep within 20 minutes, woke up only for food and have now been sucked in by the...
Today, I was driving past one of the athetic fields on campus and saw a bunch of people hanging around outside. My friend Brian laughed and said “Oh, it must be quidditch season”. I laughed thinking he was making a really oddly placed Harry Potter reference. On our way back, as we drove past again I nearly pissed my pants. There were 20+ college students, galloping around on kitchen...
What’s the point of having a fridge when all you have in it is a week old...– Lauren, we only pack the essentials.
I’m so excited to see everyone pretend they care so much about Patrick Swayze now that he’s dead. Come on people, this is getting ridiculous.